Abbyidis : Updated 7-7-09    A rare illness effecting the heart. Originally discovered in Salina UT in the 1990's. Over the last decade, documented cases has spread all over the Western United States. Utah's be on special alert!

   Symptoms Include:

- Shaking

- Crying

- Depression

- Insomnia

- Spending lots of $ on gifts.

-Excessive text message charges.

- Silly/baby voices

- Begging to get out of the doghouse

- Needing Milk Shakes hand made by Abby

- The endless need to generate and give BP's

Treatment: (updated 7-7-09)

As recently as 2008 it was thought that the only way to relieve these symptoms was to bed the host, Abby herself. Leaders in the medical field now understand that getting married in Hawaii on a beach is perhaps the only way to avoid dying from these symptoms. Before she commits to that, at least by her lunch today.

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